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Last Ten Blog Entries

Chuck Norris and Silverlight Facts
3/15/2010 12:52:00 AM

Inspired by Chuck Norris and SharePoint: here’s Chuck Norris and Silverlight.

  1. Silverlight’s original codename was CN/E or Chuck Norris Everywhere.
  2. Even when Silverlight throws an AG_Unkown_Error, Chuck Norris knows what caused the problem.
  3. Chuck Norris not only codes XAML by hand, he does it while fighting off ninjas, terrorists, and kung fu masters.
  4. Even when you use hardware acceleration, Chuck Norris’ fists are still too fast to see them coming. 
  5. Chuck Norris chooses to put his files in isolated storage to protect you from him.
  6. Chuck Norris didn’t have to wait until version 4 to get Commanding support
  7. Chuck Norris doesn’t have to ask for permission to use your web cam.
  8. Chuck Norris has to run in out of browser mode. No browser can contain him.
  9. There’s actually only one timeline that matters: Chuck Norris’.
  10. Chuck Norris isn’t afraid to use Expression Blend. Expression Blend is afraid of being used by Chuck Norris.
  11. Chuck Norris doesn’t refactor to MVVM. MVVM refactors to Chuck Norris.
  12. In addition to COM Interop, Silverlight 4 now sports Roundhouse Kick Mode.

 

If you think of any more, let me know via Twitter. (@tableteer)

 

Airships Rebooted
3/15/2010 12:33:00 AM

The Mail Online has a story about airships possibly making a comeback, but these aren’t your grandfather’s blimps.

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Standing 98ft taller than Canary Wharf, packing 330,000 cubic metres of hydrogen gas and capable of lifting 396 tonnes, the Aircruise concept features penthouse apartments, bars and even dizzying glass viewing floors.

Aircruise was created as the antithesis of a hurried, crowded passenger jet. London-based design and innovation company Seymourpowell wanted to rethink transport - on the premise 'slow is the new fast'. It could ferry 100 people from London to New York in a leisurely 37 hours as opposed to the seven it takes now by airplane.

Penthouse apartments? That sure beats sitting in a fetal position for hours on end.

I want to live in one of these things! :)

Check out this video to get a better idea of what they’ve got planned.

 

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Bea Stollnitz on Advanced Features for Line-of-Business Applications in Silverlight and WPF
3/15/2010 12:12:00 AM

Bea Stollnitz, formerly of Microsoft, gave a talk on Advanced Features for Line-of-Business Applications in Sliverlight and WPF at Øredev and now it’s on Vimeo.

The latest versions of Silverlight and WPF make it easier than ever to create compelling user interfaces. This presentation will cover advanced topics of these frameworks, with a special focus on features relevant to business applications. You will gain a solid understanding of virtualization, data validation, and other advanced areas that are sure to increase your productivity and effectiveness.

It looks like she has video embedded disabled, so you’ll have to watch the video on this page.

 

Pi Day Hits the Big Time
3/15/2010 12:05:00 AM

Today is Pi-Day (3 – 14) and even Google is marking the occasion.

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Yeah, it’s like a geeky version of, well, I can’t really think of a good comparison.

Facts About Chuck Norris and SharePoint
3/13/2010 1:32:00 AM

You may know about chucknorrisfacts.com and how tough he is, but did you know he’s into SharePoint?

  1. Chuck Norris never starts an Approval workflow in SharePoint.  Chuck doesn’t need approval.
  2. Chuck Norris’s favorite SharePoint site theme is Cardinal.  Chuck enjoys the color Red.
  3. Chuck Norris can modify SharePoint’s application.master in a supportable manner.
  4. Chuck Norris doesn’t have a SharePoint Disaster Recovery Plan.  He doesn’t recover data, only hostages.
  5. Chuck Norris can upgrade SharePoint In-Place.  (and it will actually work)
  6. Putting Chuck Norris in the SharePoint Visitors group is futile. Chuck always has Full Control.
  7. Chuck Norris doesn’t prepare for SharePoint 2010. SharePoint 2010 prepares for him.
  8. Microsoft asked Chuck Norris to sign an NDA about SharePoint 2010.  Chuck Norris asked Microsoft to sign a Living Will.
  9. In SharePoint 2010, the Farm Administrators group is being renamed to ‘Chuck’s Group’.
  10. Chuck Norris isn’t afraid to customize, one look and SharePoint runs at peak performance

Read the full list at Blair’s blog.

 

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Mike Swanson on MIX10
3/12/2010 4:50:00 PM

Mike Swanson has a blog post on the MIX10 conference taking place next week. Here are some of the highlights:

 

  • Windows Phone 7 Series – Honestly, it was tough to keep this one under wraps, especially with something this exciting. If you haven’t watched the Mobile World Congress keynote with Steve Ballmer, Joe Belfiore, and Andy Lees yet, go do that first. It’s a great introduction.
    We have 12 Windows Phone sessions, and while we haven’t revealed the real titles and descriptions yet, know that MIX10 is the best place to learn how to build applications and games for Windows Phone 7 Series. You’ll be introduced to the development platform and we’ll show you how to use the tools. Best of all, attendees will receive exclusive free developer support.
    To stay in-the-loop on Windows Phone 7 Series-related information, be sure to follow @ckindel on Twitter.
  • Channel 9 Live – Similar to PDC09, Nic Fillingham (@nicfill) and crew are planning to broadcast live content during most of MIX10. Watch the 10-minute Countdown to MIX10: Let’s do it Live for the details and follow @ch9live on Twitter.

Keynoters:

  • Back by popular demand is Bill Buxton, recently honored as one of BusinessWeek’s World’s Most Influential Designers. Bill was a favorite at MIX09, and we received a lot of positive attendee feedback about how accessible Bill was in the hallways between sessions. Well, Bill loved it just as much, and he’s excited to be back again this year.
  • MIX veteran, Scott Guthrie, returns to the stage as one of our highest-rated keynote speakers. I’ve been working with Scott and his team on keynotes and demos for the past few months, and I have to say that I’m excited about what he has to show this year. Well, I’m excited every year, but MIX10 feels special. Be sure to watch Bill and Scott in the MIX09 day 1 keynote.
  • The astute among you may remember MIX10 keynoter, Joe Belfiore, and his Beyond the Browser general session from MIX06 (the first year of the conference). He’s back this year, and as the Corporate Vice President of Windows Phone Program Management, you can probably guess what he’s going to talk about.
  • Last, but certainly not least, is Dean Hachamovitch, another MIX veteran and General Manager of Internet Explorer. You can watch Dean in last year’s MIX09 day 2 keynote. To get a sense of what his team has been up to, watch the PDC09 day 2 keynote with Steven Sinofsky, and jump to 39:34.

 

I’ll be in MD, but my head will be in Vegas next week. ;)

 

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Code Bubbles
3/12/2010 1:08:00 PM

A researcher at Brown came up with an interesting twist on the UX of typical IDEs (integrated development environments.

IDEs haven’t really changed radically since the early 2000s.

Sure, there have been updates, upgrades, and enhancements, but no one has done anything radically new in a long time.

So, how long before Visual Studio has a view like this? ;)

Sneak Peek at .toolbox design school for Silverlight and Expression
3/12/2010 11:56:00 AM

Adam Kinney shows us a sneak peek at the .toolbox design school for Silverlight and Expression tools.

The site will be launching soon, so follow @designtoolbox to be among the first know when it does.

Big Jake?
3/12/2010 11:04:00 AM

While doing some research for my talk on the Bing Maps Silverlight control, I discovered this store near where I went to college.

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I’m impressed, my son Jake, barely three months old is already an entrepreneur. ;)

I wonder if they sell t-shirts. I could get one for him. :)

 

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Avast Ye XAML Heads
3/11/2010 5:16:00 PM

Arrr, Cameron Albert is cookin' up a cool Sil'erlight Game Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Sorry, I couldn’t resist using the Pirate Translator.

Cameron shares a screencast of the pirate themed game he’s developing in Silverlight.

 

 

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